Man oh man some guys are full of crap. It's really hard to decipher the true meaning in some of the bullshit things they say. I've come up with this handy little guide to help my fellow single women figure out what a man really means when he opens his fat lying mouth. Please feel free to add any I might have missed.
A man says: "I really wish I could see you more". He means: "You're ok, but not really worth the effort of seeing more."
He says: "It was only a one time thing". He means: "So far I've only had one opportunity to bang her."
He says: "I only do (insert name of drug) every once in a while". He means: "I'm a crackhead."
He says: "I would never sleep with her!" He means: "I've had sexual relations with her and a donkey was involved."
He says: "I'm all about honesty". He means: "I lie even when there is video evidence."
He says: "I don't care about material things." He means: "I'm broke."
Jaded? Yes. Bitter? Absolutely. True? Unfortunately. Hope this helps you out in your quest for love and understanding.
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